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• The Redcoats and I agree that the Kebap at Otto's is the best sandwich to hit the U.S.A. in Years!
  -Dwight S.
• The Kebap is addictive! I can't go a week without one. It must be the Turkish herbs.
  -Ernie M.
• Have a Kebap - Even your Momma would approve.
  -Tom D.
• Springtime in Athens and a Kebap - Life doesn't get any better.
  -John M.
• Uncle Otto's is a wonderful place with a very unique taste.
  -David T.
• Kebap. The best kept secret in Athens.
  -Oliver H.
• How could I ever live without Kebap?!
  -Andrea T.
• Besides the fact that Otto looks like one of the Three Stooges (go figure which one!) he's got the best tasting sandwich and friendliest staff in town. That's why I'm there every week.
  -Manuel E.
• A delicious European meal, thanks Otto.
  -Martin D.
• Great food, great prices and great location - what more could you ask for.
  -Daniel X.
• It's all about the sauces!
  -Mike A.
• Otto's Kebap - It's better than cats!
  -Damien N.
• I'd almost rob for a Kebap.
  -Pat N.
• If you haven't tried a Kebap you don't know what you are missing. The best sandwich EVER!
  -Maria C.
• If it is German, it has to be good. Otto expertly fills the culinary component of my Teutonic obsession.
  -Don E.
• It's better than a million dollar verdict!
  -Bill B.
• Belgian Fries - The best in Athens!
  -Marie H.
• You don't have to be a theoretical physicist to know that Otto's Kebap is GREAT. But, I happen to be so you can trust me.
  -Steve H.
• I can't go a week without a Kebap.
  -Mario E.
• Trust me! Eat a Kebap once and you will be back again and again. Drew H.
• If only I could bathe in the sauces!
  -Marie Ann S.
• I consider Achim the daddy I never had.
  -Steve O.
• I don't want to grow up; I'm a Kebap kid.
  -Owen P.
• It's the best grub in town.
  -Derrik R.
• My stomach asks for Kebap's by name.
  -John B.
• I'm addicted.... I think he spikes the yogurt sauce.
  -Brian W.
• Otto's Belgian fries are the ultimate brain food!
  -Linda E.
• Otto's Kebap is as tight as a rusted bold on a '67 Chevy.
  -Bjorn I.
• It's not the size of the Kebap, it's the sauce you put on it.
  -Darren W.
• There's a little love in every bite.
  -Lorie B.
• The most glorious sandwich of them all.
  -Willie C.
• If I could eat one thing for the rest of my life, it would be Kebap!
  -Marc W.
• Otto's has the best sandwich and fries in town, and the sauces are so good, I could eat them with a spoon.
  -Ben N.
• Some would even call Otto's Kebap a new religion.
  -John M.
• Next to beer, the best Germany has to offer.
  -Alex P.
• So addictive, I need a 12-step program.
  -Monica E.
• Germany's # 1 is now # 1 in Athens.
  -Pete S.
• Uncle Otto's is a taste of home.
  -Alan M.
• Otto's Kebap, the art of the ultimate sandwich!
  -Thomas W.
• If Otto's sold beer, I don't think I'd ever leave.
  -Brian A.
• Uncle Otto's.... because Germany is too far.
  -Marc G.
• I've been to Germany and this is the REAL thing.
  -Daniel R.
• No longer the best kept secret in town - The secret is out.
  -Peter F.
• Kebap on my mind.
  -Mike S.
• Achim can even satisfy Mick J.
  -Ron K.
• Kebap and Belgian fries get better with every bite. The more I eat the more I have to have it.
  -Alexandra N.
• Finally, a fast food choice we can feel good about.
  -Sarah M.
• Otto's Combo meal is like getting your first kiss; memorable, and it leaves you wanting more.
  -Kathy Mc.
• Seven days without a Kebap makes one weak.
  -Nicole A.
• Kebaps. The best thing to come out of Germany since the Mercedes-Benz.
  -John O.
• Eat at Uncle Otto's - Eighty million Germans can't be wrong.
  -Luise S.
• Kebap - the Gustav Mahler of sandwiches.
  -David T.
• These Kebap's can not be legal.
  -Nathan B.
• This is amazing food. You've got to try Uncle Otto's.
  -Jon N.
• Forget the bones, Otto's Kebap satisfies even the hungriest Bulldog.
  -Will C.
• The best fries you've had since your Grandma's home cooked and a fantastic sandwich too. Thanks Achim!
  -David W.
• Achim...Ah ate....Ah conquered.
  -Bill E.
• Otto's Kebap - The Meister Sandwich, I love it.
  -Dirk N.
• I'd tour the world for one of Otto's Kebaps ... hold on, I have.
  -Markus I.
• A sandwich of historic proportions.
  -Bruce B.
• One of the best reasons to retire in Athens.
  -John O.
• The Germans can have David H. We love Achim.
  -Marc D.
• It's German engineering for your mouth.
  -Preston H.
• Great fry, great guy.
  -Ursula L.
• You'll come for the great Kebap, but you'll stay for the fries.
  -Nina X.
• Otto's Kebap - so good it will make you slap your mama.
  -Ronnie F.
• Nailing JELL-O to a tree is easier than going a day without Kebap.
  -Martha J.
• Going a day without a Kebap is worse than a screen door on a submarine.
  -Steve M.
• After months of Kebap's, my girlfriend said it was either her or the Kebab.... I'm gonna miss her.
  -Jacob D.
• Kebap is my drug of choice.
  -David N.
• Uncle Otto's is my home away from home.
  -Allan A.
• Winning a NCAA Championship takes great start & turns, so when I start to get hungry I turn to Uncle Otto's.
  -Harvey U.
• Winning tailgate recipe: UGA + football + Otto's Kebap.
  -Janise P.
• If God ate lunch, this is what he'd have.
  -Daniel P.
• Hi, my name is Chris, and I'm a Kebap-aholic.
  -Peter H.
• We don't mess around with our Kebap.
  -Steven N.
• Otto, give me a job. I'll work for Kebap.
  -John B.
• Uncle Otto's: the German idea changing the way American's eat.
  -Marc S.
• Taste Achim's orchestration of a taste sensation.
  -Marc R.
• Kebap is a symphony for the taste buds.
  -Bill D.
• Next to my wife, Uncle Otto's is the best thing in town.
  -Harry N.
• My prescription against home-sickness: a weekly dose of Otto's amazing fries.
  -Marc N.
• Three days a week I go to my favorite class.... Kebap 101.
  -Chris H.
• And God said, "Let there be Kebap."
  -Rachel M.
• Otto's Kebap: it'll rock your socks off.
  -John L.
• Otto's Kebap is the true opiate of the masses.
  -David I.
• Shish has nothing on this Kebap.
  -Steve N.
• Historians will remember Athens as the birthplace of R.E.M., the Drive-by-Truckers, B-52 and Uncle Otto's. They all rock.
  -Michael P.
• A wise man once said that if you teach a man to fish he will eat for a lifetime...... I say give him a Kebap and he will give up fish and get a job.
  -Nathan J.
• I can't believe I went a whole semester without knowing Uncle Otto's.
  -Glenn F.
• When the Kebap was gone, I almost considered eating scraps that had fallen to the floor.
  -Paul E.
• I've eaten roughly 100 combos. It's the best $749 I've ever spent.
  -Chris B.
• Achim, I saw, I conquered.
  -Judy R.
• Kebap is the cornerstone of any healthy diet.
  -Jeff M.
• Uncle Otto's European Eatery is the 21st Century's answer to the existing sandwich joint.
  -Alex A.
• Otto-matic for the masses.
  -Andre A.
• A better food, A better Life.
  -Nicole B.
• If Achim started an empire, I'd gladly conquer in his nam.
  -Meghan J.
• Achim makes the world go "round".
  -Rachel W.
• I've been all around Europe but no Kebap compares to Achim's Kebap. It's Achsome!
  -Chase B.
• Hey Achim, how much would it cost to ship a Kebap on dry ice to New Orleans? I'll pay top dollar!
  -Judson N.
• Eating at Otto's is Otto-matic!
  -Andre B.
• I'm craving some Kebap up here in Alaska. You have to help your biggest fan.
  -Jennifer
• Would you consider moving to Denver, CO. I'm dieing without Kebap.
  -Curt N.
• Please open a store in Atlanta. Kebap is my favorite food.
  -Cathy O.
• Kebap - it's like a party in your mouth, and James Brown is there.
  -Jim H.
• Kebap on the left, sex on the right - I'm going down the middle.
  -Derek C.
• Otto wants to make me eat meat again, because I'm a vegetarian.
  -Brett M.
• Kebap, it's like a circus for your mouth!
  -Luke F.
• Uncle Otto's where eating is pure satisfaction!
  -Martin P.
• How did I get so beautiful? I think it's the Kebap!
  -Courtney F.
• Kebap, official sandwich of the 2006 world cup.
  -Andre' B.
• If aliens landed in Athens and said: Take me to your leader, I'd take 'em to Otto's for a Kebap.
  -Andre' B.
• Jesus loves Kebap and I love Jesus.
  -Michelle M.
• Please open a Kebap store in New Jersey. We need a sandwich shop that will slap us naked.
  -Vaughn K.
• Clowns and Kings behold the Kebap and despair.
  -Joe G.
• There is no Chuck Norris, he exists only because Otto allows imagination.
  -Aaron H.
• Kebap, bizzaro world quality.
  -David F.
• If this Kebap is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  -Chris E.
• Make Kebaps, not war.
  -Sonam K.
• This is the best food in Athens. I love Kebap.
  -Michael J.
• I sure hope God is serving Kebap's when we get to heaven..
  -Randy T.
• As a minister, I think that asking God to bless this food would be redundant!
  -Mike S.
• Delightful Kebap in my tastiest of dreams you take center stage.
  -Geoff C.
• If there was an Olympics of sandwiches, the Kebap would win the gold every time...
  -Tim D.
• I was sitting in class this morning and all I could think about was if I wanted zesty bbq or roasted red pepper sauce with my Kebap. It's TRUE!
  -Rachel A.
• Uncle Otto re-invents the fries and sandwich period.
  -Carl W.
• Kebap, beyond expectation.
  -Carmen W.
• Forget about diamonds, Kebap is a girls best friend.
  -Rachel A.
• Uncle Otto's, We don't wiretap!
  -Andre' B.
• I skipped class this afternoon 'cause Kebap was calling my name!
  -Patrick D.
• I eat at Uncle Otto's every Friday for lunch on campus! Thanks, Achim.
  -Matt D.
• I've been eating at Uncle Otto's since I was in the seventh grade. Thank you Achim.
  -David R.
• The Kebap. A sandwich so good..... it must be from the FUTURE!
  -Alex A.
• I'm suing Achim for shutting down the Lumpkin location, I demand "home delivery" NOW!
  -Dennis W.
• Homer had his ribwich, I have the requiem of a Kebap.
  -Brian C.
• An Uncle Otto's sign is perfect for apartment decor.
  -D.
• All I want for Christmas is a Kebap Combo.
  -Daniel F.
• The only thing better than eating a Kebap is having rub your belly while eating a K-bob.
  -Ashley M.
• Kebobbing should be an Olympic event. I've been in training for years.
  -Jeff H.
• I would put a Kebap in a blender and drink it.
  -Eddie R.
• Anything better than Kebap is Ach-impossible to believe!
  -Vagelis E.
• I'd drive 400 miles every week for that Kebap.
  -Paul H.
• When I came to Athens to get last minute stuff 3 days before I got married. Kebap was top of the list.
  -Ben D.
• Reuben Kebap. A Frankenstein's monster of sandwich.
  -Florian R.
• Otto's fries are so good, that I must fight my two Doberman Pinscher over who gets to eat them all.
  -Todd D.
• Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the Kebap.
  -Brandon M.
• PEACE, LOVE, KEBAP.
  -Chris B.
• Otto and his Kebap, just as awesome as whooping Tennessee between the Hedges.
  -Jason H.
• Uncle Otto's Kebap, it will set you free!
  -Thor B.
• I came in to Otto's a Caterpillar and metamorphosed into a Kebap with beautiful wings.
  -Mike C.
• Kebap is an addiction! It's not a choice, it's the way of life.
  -Greg W.
• Once you get addicted to it, you get addicted to it for life.
  -Azeez K.
• I'll miss Kebaps more than Athens.
  -Johnny W.
• First I asked Achim to cater my wedding. Then I asked him to be my best man.
  -Josh H.
• Kebap. The sandwich re-invented.
  -Willie C.
• If heaven ain't a lot like Uncle Otto's, I don't want to go!
  -Tonya H.
• Kebap, the greatest thing since beer, and he has it too.
  -Scott T.
• It seems I can never get to class on time. But if someone says "meet me at Kebaps . 1pm.,let's just say I'm there at 12.30.
  -Paul L.
• How much Kebap could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Kebap.
  -Jenyfer V.
• Uncle Otto's Kebap: German food that beats the hell out of sauerkraut.
  -Matt F.
• I'm thinking of wallpapering my house with pictures of Kebap.
  -Lee V.
• Kebap.....beyond words.
  -Felix A.
• Forget my degree, I want my Kebap!!!
  -Alex M.
• I can't prove that my customer's eat the best sandwich and fries, but if they believe it, maybe there's a reason!
  -ACHIM "Otto" Reus
• Fresh - Fresher - KEBAP.
  -William D.
• Kebap, always BETTER.
  -Patrik U.
• Kebap is coming to Atlanta? That's the best news I've heard in weeks.
  -Jesse W.
• The messier the Kebap the better....
  -Michael B.
• Two roads diverged in Athens, and I took the one that passes by Uncle Otto's.
  -Jeff P.
• Uncle Otto's ....the only place to eat when I'm in Athens.
  -Robbie W.
• I'm changing my major to Kebap.
  -Chip R.
• The Earl of sandwich may have invented the sandwich, but Achim perfected it.
  -Patrick D.
• Run Forrest run..... to Kebap.
  -Thomas S.
• You've just won the Super Bowl, what are you gonna do now?? I'm going to Otto's.
  -Chris M.
• I came to celebrate after graduation and ate 3 Kebaps, then took a few for the road. Kebap is what I miss most about Athens.
  -Greg W.
• Hurricane Charlie took my house...my car...my job....Quick some one give me a Kebap. Neil B.
• Of all the foods to ask God to bless, K-bobs are the best.
  -Will M.
• It's soooo gooood that sometimes the craving wakes me up at night.
  -John N.
• Noah took two of each animal on the ark, but he took 3 Kebaps.
  -David S.
• I starved myself and 2 others for 247 miles for Uncle Otto's.
• Your place has the best sandwiches I ever had! Will keep buying again and again.
  -Alexandra
• The only certainty I have in life is, that my child's first name will be K... C. Bob
• I'd sell my kids to gypsies for an Otto's Kebap.
  -Mike S.
• After eating Kebap, the only thing I want is...... more Kebap.
  -Adam B.
• Kebap is #1. I can see now, why my sons are addicted. I'm already craving my next Kebap.
• You're place is dynamite and Achim, you are a sweetheart!
  -Mary L.
• I'd drive 12 hours for Uncle Otto's as much as I love Athens. I'll miss you, Kebap most of all.
• My last lunch in Athens, farewell my friend for now.
  -Brian C.
• Kebap.. The only thing that makes God wonder if there is anything greater than himself.
  -Josh W.
• Kebap invented in Turkey and re-invented at Uncle Otto's.
  -Charlie D.
• Going the entire fall break without a Kebap might actually kill me.
  -Patrick D.
• Nothing makes game day better than Uncle Otto's.
  -Homer H.
• Mmm, Uncle Otto's my happy place.
  -Kameka J.
• It's not Athens without Kebap.
  -Kay R.
• Achim is to sandwiches what Ben Franklin is to hundred dollar bill.
  -Paul L.
• I came downtown looking for girls..... I found Otto's instead.
  -Alex O.
• Time at Uncle Otto's is time well spent.
  -Jodi J.
• A day without Kebap is a day wasted and quot.
  -Erin B.
• Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Kebap always a winner.
  -Michael D.
• If I had 3 thumbs, I'd give 3 thumbs to Kebap.
  -Jake K.
• Only Otto's Kebap can ease the pain of getting older.
  -Dan S.
• Not as awesome as standing behind the redcoats in Sanford stadium, but damn close.
  -Jason H.
• Otto's, the best meal after winning between the hedges.
  -Liberty M.
• Even though the grass is greener on the other side, it isn't as sweet as Otto's Kebap.
  -Jeremy H.
• Achim is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
  -Jodie A.
• I'm cuckoo for Kebap.
  - Brittany I.
• I love leaving here with Otto's sauce on my face.
  -Andrea S.
• This federal agent chose all Uncle Otto's for his last meal in Georgia.
  -Marc L.
• Kebap - I could eat it every day and night.
  -Kurt F.
• This is one gold metal that Germany clearly wins. Best sandwich ever.
  -Jarrod A.
• Forget fast food and all other junk. Otto's Kebap, the epitome of crunk.
  -Timo R.

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